If your morning mantra toggles between “life is peachy” and “everything’s going up in smoke,” then the Mr Jones Feline Fine Watch might just be your new spirit animal—literally. This limited edition timepiece, dreamt up by British illustrator Eleanor Dalzell, features a surly feline in sunglasses, puffing on a cigarette, and exuding a bohemian disregard for the day’s dramas. Part rebellious, part comedic, and undeniably intriguing, Feline Fine is a wearable ode to all the messy, glorious contradictions that life hurls our way.
But this cat’s swagger doesn’t stop at mere aesthetics. In place of conventional hands, Mr Jones has implemented an ingenious method of telling the time: keep an eye on the Molotov cocktail for the hour, and watch the flickering lighter for the minutes. As hours pass, the watch face quietly alternates between proclaiming “everything is fine” and “everything is fucked,” a subtle wink to the existential push and pull we all grapple with.
If the dial’s edgy design doesn’t speak volumes about your worldview, fear not—each watch comes bundled with Dalzell’s witty, raw, and refreshingly honest book, “How To Self Sabotage,” so you can dig deeper into the delightful messiness of being human.
Specs-wise, you’ll find that Feline Fine refuses to skimp on quality. The medium-sized, unisex piece is powered by a Swiss-made single jewel quartz mechanism, ensuring you’ll never miss a moment—no matter how surreal it may feel. A sturdy 316L stainless steel case (PVD-coated for added flair) protects the dial, and its scratch-resistant sapphire glass keeps that irreverent kitty crystal clear.
The 5ATM water resistance means you can rock this watch in the rain (or perhaps your own tears of existential crisis) without worry. And for comfort, style, and reliability, the 18mm black leather strap with white stitching wraps around your wrist like an old friend who’s ready for your next escapade.
Ultimately, the Feline Fine Watch is more than just a piece of kit to tell you if you’re late for that coffee date. It’s a small rebellion strapped to your wrist, a cheeky conversation starter, and a daily reminder that sometimes we’re all just cats on a couch, trying to look cool while puffing away at the chaos of everyday life. Whether you see it as a darkly humorous commentary on the times or simply an unconventional piece of art, this Mr Jones creation is destined to become a treasured companion—ready to remind you that while everything may be fine or unquestionably messed up, your watch game will remain nothing short of purr-fect.
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