The Klunker King: State Bicycle Co’s Matte Olive & Black Marvel, A Retro Ride for the Modern Rebel

In a world saturated with complex cycling contraptions, the State Bicycle Co Matte Olive & Black Klunker emerges as a breath of fresh, uncomplicated air. This isn’t just a bike; it’s a statement, a rolling embodiment of the “DGAF” spirit, a glorious mash-up of beach cruiser, mountain bike, and BMX DNA.

Imagine a ride that effortlessly transitions from leisurely neighbourhood cruises to audacious trail assaults. This is the Klunker’s forte. Built on a robust steel frame and fork, backed by a reassuring 5-year warranty, this bike is engineered to endure, to take a beating and emerge looking effortlessly cool. It’s the kind of ride that invites you to embrace simplicity, to rediscover the joy of unadulterated cycling.

The Klunker’s charm lies in its stripped-down, no-nonsense design. A coaster brake eliminates the complexities of gear shifting and cable adjustments, offering a pure, intuitive riding experience. Just pedal backwards, and you’re stopping. It’s simplicity redefined, a testament to the beauty of uncomplicated mechanics.

The BMX-style stem and extra-wide V-bar handlebars, complete with Vans grips, provide a comfortable, upright riding position, perfect for both relaxed cruising and spirited off-road adventures. The durable 36h BMX-style rims, paired with 2.4″ Kenda Booster mountain bike tyres, ensure a smooth and confident ride across diverse terrains.

This is a bike that celebrates practicality. Flat MTB-style platform pedals accommodate any footwear, from sneakers to sandals. An included bottle opener adds a touch of playful functionality, while optional LED lights, pedal straps, a water bottle cage, and a bike lock cater to your individual needs.

The Klunker isn’t just a practical commuter; it’s a head-turner, a conversation starter, a rolling testament to minimalist cool. Its retro-inspired aesthetics and robust construction make it a truly unique and engaging ride. It’s the kind of bike that invites you to rediscover the joy of cycling, to embrace the freedom of two wheels and a simple, unadulterated ride.

State Bicycle Co has created a bike that delivers more smiles per mile than any other. It’s a ride that invites you to embrace the spirit of adventure, to explore your surroundings with a newfound sense of freedom and style. The Klunker is more than just a bike; it’s a lifestyle, a rolling embodiment of the “DGAF” spirit, a testament to the enduring appeal of simple, unadulterated cycling.

buy now from state bicycle co | $420.69